[►ACTION&video post]

[the audio feed doesn't seem to give a single fuck if you are taking your evening tea, tucking your children into bed, or enjoying a quiet moment by the fireside with your significant other, who is knitting booties as you smoke your pipe]

[in fact, it spits right in the face of these calm twilight activities, with horrible, ( Read more... )

[►TEXT post;]

Leader! I have finished drafting our daily training regimen for the upcoming Miss S.S. Thor pageant. ♪ヽ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v ♪ I believe if we adhere to this schedule strictly, we will have destroyed our feeble competition before the judging even begins to take place. ｶｶｯﾃｺｲ!(９￣∧￣)９☆

( No pain, no tiara, as the saying goes. Ha ha ha! )

[►ACTION&video post]

[the feed comes on to show a pillow propped up on the fourth floor res halls, outside 4-10, that is]

[that is]

[well it's]

( NOT SAFE FOR WORK, SCHOOL, LIBRARIES, OR HUMAN BEING VISUAL RECEPTORS IN GENERAL )

[►VIDEO post;]

[the feed jars on to what appears to be a master and a student -- locked in a battle to the death!]

[Zura presses a wooden sword of +10 tiny, awful splinters against Shinpachi’s -10 adam’s apple throat, and lets out a loud, evil laugh]

Haaa ha ha! You shall never have the hand of my daughter, you fool! Were your lowly shadow to ( Read more... )

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Is it working?

[ With some static feedback and crackling over the FF network, some familiar if absent faces manifest on the Guide. Hey everyone! There's upwards 30 people you might recognize shifting together in the general eye of the camera. ]

Come in S. S. Thor. This is [ bzzt ] Loki, reporting from [ bzzt ] sector. We've just recently ( Read more... )

[►TEXT post;]

Greetings, refugees and citizens of Thor. I would like to begin by stating the absolute importance of this network post. A few disclaimers are in order to follow that statement. This network post does not contain;
一 The seventh season finale of the sitcom My Big Fat Gelatinous Blob Wedding.
二 How much wood a wood chuck can, indeed, ( Read more... )

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[a blank faced Katsura, as usual]Good afternoon, citizens of Thor. I would like to offer a sale on haircuts to the refugees. After all, there is no better way to start a new year in the right frame of mine than by getting a refreshing haircut! With a new hair cut, one's boss does not seem so intolerable. With a new hair cut, ( Read more... )

[►ACTION&video post]

[the feed turns on to reveal a cheerful office, with lots of cute kitten-inspiration posters, school-related knick-knacks, and a mini-fridge]

[wait, what?]

[Into the view comes one afro-headed idiot, smiling and holding a notepad. He motions to a teenager and points him to a chair in the middle of the room.]Ahahah! Please! ( Read more... )

[►VIDEO post]

[have Shinpachi in a suit, and Katsura in what appears to be a cheongsam, with a feather boa]

...Th-this is getting really bad, Katsura-san!...

Team Dr*gon Qu*st cannot afford to lose this fight. Our debt is too great to turn back now! Shinpachi-dono, I am out of Rare Candy laxatives, you must let your secret attack fly!WHY AM I IN ( Read more... )